Toys for Grumpy People
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TinToys, fun gifts and unique toys that will make even a Grumpy Person happy!
Would you like some Fancy Mixed Nuts?! Our classic joke tin can sounds like it has nuts, but you can share your secret w..
Roll our Green Celestial Mystery Balls balls slowly in your hand to produce the soothing sound of chimes. Take a break d..
Our mysterious Silly Sludge is bright green gooey fun! This green slime is super gooey, but it is easy to clean up. Open..
Ollie Octopus is a member of our Sealife Wacky Windups. Ollie runs along and then suddenly turns on his wacky big key. O..
Our Jumbo Playing Cards are easy to read and easy to hold. These high quality coated classic cards measure 3.5 x 5 inche..
Ride around the Zoo Animals with Classic Tin Train Set! Just wind up our cute Zoo Express train and watch as it rapidly ..
Wind up the Pea’s key and the adorable Peas walks quickly. Pea has a metal body with an exposed wind up engine. Chico Bi..
Our postman rides an early motorized bicycle. He wears a blue 1920's mail uniform on his red motorbike. His legs are joi..
Have a Grand Sumo Tournament with our Japanese Wrestling Set! Wind up our cute 4 Sumo Wrestlers and they go into battle ..
Get some attention with our beautiful classic Red Cow Bell. This classic all-metal bell makes the familiar western lives..
Share a cup of really, really “hot” hot tea! Our classic Hot Tea Bag Prank includes crushed chile peppers to shock your ..
Grandpa has his bag packed for his trip to see his grand children. Our Grandpa Monkey walks ahead shuffling his feet whi..
Whiskers, the Smart Mouse finds the edge of the table and then turns around. Just wind up this cute tin toy mouse and he..
Our cute Piggy helps you find your door lock in the dark while he holds your keys! Push the button on his head and the s..
Our T-Rex Dinosaur shoots soft balls up to 20 feet! Just pop a yellow foam ball in the plump T-Rex Dino’s mouth and then..
Push down on the cute Hen’s red bonnet and she flats her wings and lays a Candy Bubble Gum Egg! Our Fancy Hen includes a..
It’s classic Silly Putty that magically changes color in your hand! This special putty features a mix of magic and colo..
Randy the cute Bull is usually very calm. Wind up our adorable African Bull and he charges ahead with his big orange bod..
Wade the cute Warthog runs surprisingly fast! Just wind up our adorable African Warthog and he charges ahead with his bi..
Our classic Lucky Mouse is the original no-fall mechanical tin toy. Wind up the mouse and he darts around the colorful t..
From the international comedy genius, Lord Phartwell, we present the Deluxe Whoopee Cushion. This embarrassing jok..
This embarrassing joke never gets old. A genuine classic toy, the Whoopee Cushion was invented in 1930, by the JEM Rubbe..
It's the world's smallest Whoopee Cushion! This embarrassing joke never gets old. Our tiny red cushion with a silve..
Hey Kids, it's the whole Simpsons family as bendable play figures (like Gumby)! Our Simpsons Mini Set includes Home..
D'Oh, it's the Homer Simpson as a large bendable play figure (like Gumby)! Homer is the perfect loveable Dad from ..
D'Oh, it's the Homer Simpson as a bendable play figure on a Key Chain! Poseable Homer is 4 inches tall with a 3" silver ..
Own three reproduction Civil War documents on yellow parchment. You get Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address, Weap..
This simple, pretty toy features five happy riders on five ponies. With its crisp lithography using primary colors the F..
Right out of retro Science Fiction, our silver Steam Punk playing cards feature gears and pistons from the alternative f..
Aviator playing cards were introduced in 1927 to honor Charles Lindberg's historic flight across the Atlantic Ocean in t..